What's Cooking: Bare Buttocks In The Grass

"Blote billetjes in het gras" meaning "bare buttocks in the grass" is a dish made of potatoes, snap beans and white beans. The white beans are the bare buttocks and the snap beans are the grass. It is a spring variation of "stamppot", one of the most popular and versatile dishes in Dutch cuisine. The basics are simple: mix together any pick of vegetables with mashed potatoes and condiments to taste. Endive stamppot is another popular spring variant. Most other variants are usually eaten in the fall or winter...

There is a nice myth regarding the origin of stamppot. It is said that the dish has its roots in the Siege of Leiden of 1573-1574. In 1568, Dutch rebels had taken up arms against the rule of the Spaniards. A few years later, in 1573, the Spaniards besieged the rebel city of Leiden. Although the rebels defended themselves well, even after fighting a whole year, they had been unable to lift the siege. Finally, in September 1754, they broke the dikes to let the seawater pour into the low, reclaimed land around the city and literally flush the enemy out. Unfortunately it took until October 3, 1754 for a big storm to finally push the water far enough through the dikes to make the Spaniards flee.

It is said that the Spaniards left in such a hurry that the rebels still found a hot pot with an unknown stew made of carrots, onion, meat and parsnip. To celebrate their victory the rebels gave the food to the starving citizens of Leiden. They called it "hutspot" derived from the words "hutsen" (to mix) and "pot" (pot), literally meaning "mixed pot". Some people still eat hutspot on October 3 to celebrate the liberation of Leiden.

It was not until the 1800s that the potato became a staple food in the Netherlands, also replacing the parsnip in hutspot. Because potatoes can be mashed with little effort, the mixed pot soon became a mashed pot or "stamppot" (from "stampen", to mash).

Nowadays only stamppot with carrots, onion and bacon is called hutspot. Other variations are simply named after the vegetable used: stamppot boerenkool (kale or borecole), stamppot zuurkool (sauerkraut), stamppot spinazie (spinach), etc. However, some variations have other more creative names like "blote billetjes in het gras" or "hete bliksem". "Hete bliksem" meaning "hot devil" is a stamppot made of potatoes, sweet apples or pears, sour apples and bacon. It's called this way because it stays hot much longer than normal stamppot, due to the moist in the fruit.

Below you find the recipe for "blote billetjes in het gras". Stamppot is usually served with sausages and gravy, but if you are a vegetarian you can use any general replacement or leave the meat out and enjoy the dish "as is".


Ingredients (4 persons):

• 2 pounds (900 gr) floury potatoes
• 1 pounds (450 gr) snap beans cleaned and washed
• 3/4 pounds (350 gr) white beans from a jar
• 4 sausages
• milk
• salt
• pepper
• butter


1. Peel the potatoes, cut them in small pieces and wash them.
2. Cook the potatoes together with the snap beans in slightly salted water until they are done (15-20 minutes).
3. In the meanwhile bake the sausages in butter.
4. When the potatoes and snap beans are done, remove the water and mash them together.
5. Add the gravy from the sausages and if necessary add some milk until you get a nice smooth puree.
6. Wash the white beans and add them to the puree without mashing them.
7. Add pepper and salt to taste. Vegetarians that do not use the gravy could consider adding some french fries condiments to add a bit more taste.